32yr old’s breast implants make ‘fart-like’ noises whenever she moves her arms…. Baggage handler fell asleep and ended up traveling in the cargo hold from Kansas City to Chicago… Two Florida high school students who were sleeping with their science teacher told his wife only because they were mad at each other… Commercial fisherman jumped on a humpback whale off the Central California coast to free it from being entangled in a rope… Former NBA player Lamar Patterson was briefly detained in Brisbane, Australia, after he attempted to bring his French bulldog with him in a carry-on… Man in a clown costume struck another man on the head with a beer bottle.