Paying homage to Christmas Vacation, Texas homeowner had dummy resembling Clark Griswold dangling from the roof -passerby frantically tried to save the dummy… 10 football players in Illinois were suspended after they ran across the field naked with Oreo cookies wedged between their buttcheeks… North Carolina teenager who strangled his mother after an argument over pizza will spend 12-15 years in prison… Inmate from a maximum security prison needs to get a cellphone surgically removed from of his butt… Robbers broke into an escape room containing an imitation bank vault… Nebraskan man arrested for a DUI was driving like Ace Ventura after hitting a tree… Woman in Indonesia chased the plane she missed down the runway… Boxed hair dye caused 19 yr old’s face to swell up like a light bulb…