Des Moines man assaulted a convenient store clerk with a banana… Customer upset with price of cigarettes brought a loaded rifle into a convenient store… Australian man caught shouting death threats at a spider…  California man arrested for biting a large chunk of a man’s ear off after disputing with another man about conspiracy theories in a hot tub…  4 year old Wisconsin boy spent the holidays in the hospital after ingesting 13 magnetic toys, losing parts of his colon and intestines… Drunken guests at Memphis hotel flinging feces in the lobby ask cops to brawl…  Florida family’s refrigerator exploded…   22 year zoo intern killed by escaped lion… Gunman open fired at fast food chain because they forgot to give him taco sauce…  2 year old fell into a rhinoceros exhibit at a Florida zoo…  Four men arrested for stealing half a million dollars’ worth of Patron Tequila… A huge storm in North Australia flushed out a 10 foot python with 10 cane toads riding on the back of it…