Substitute teacher arrested after pleasuring himself in active classroom… WWE classic competitor branded “disgusting” after she ripped out tampon and shoved down a competitor’s throat… A Florida sub teacher spread human feces over tables and grills at park where principal was set to host a party… Srilankan man trampled to death after failing to hypnotize an elephant… Police in York County, PA arrested a wanted fugitive whose name is Anthony Doo-Doo Butt Ward…Ocean Shores police arrested a man who attempted to attack neighbor with stun gun and ulu knife… Man who showed his barber a screen shot of a haircut got the same style PLUS a big YouTube play button in the middle of his head…