German man suffers heart attack while having sex with three Dominican girls… Man is charged for exposing himself in Walmart pillow isle… Male crocodile can’t get his mate pregnant after 50 years together… Tourists can’t feed seals peanut butter and jelly sandwiches… There’s a stabbing after someone didn’t get the pants he wanted… Man threatens to kill as many women as he can at woman’s march… Drunken German man says he threw luggage off of train because he can… Burglar arrested after stealing Snapple, money, and liquor…