Student found dead after week old spaghetti kept at room temperature gives him food poising… Kid in stitches after a rough game of monopoly… Sister chooses to pull the plug on the wrong person… NJ barber arrested after botching a woman’s face… Man was released from prison after cops discovered his bag of heroin was actually laundry detergent… Man falls in love with a cockroach and says he has sex dreams of her… Canadian airport discovers man with a suitcase full of leeches… A couch was found in a tree in Manhattan…