College student found a man in her clothing going through her closet… Man strapped on a bullet proof vest and walked through the neighborhood shooting a hand gun randomly… A courthouse in Nebraska had to close for a day because a lawyer was covered in bed bugs… Woman attacks boyfriend with a frozen pork chop… Researchers found a USB stick in the poop from a leopard seal, and after being in the freezer for the year, it still worked… Woman attacked a store clerk with jumper cables after he was attacking her with a broom… Popeye’s chicken robber couldn’t open register to steal money so he took fried chicken instead… Popular social group puts up video of man using shark as a bong with “baby shark” in the background… Rwanda signed a 4 million dollar contract to bottle gas from a lake because it produces so much it ends up killing people…