Father accidently shoots himself at 16 year olds birthday party… A drunken woman spits on patrolman and attacks fiancé for not having sex with him… Aldi is getting a lawsuit because of an exploding turkey burger… Pastor is fired for wanting to put child pornography on someone’s computer… NFL player is shot over a parking spot feud… A bear was seen riding a garbage truck down a highway… A drunken woman assaults and spits on officers after losing money on a pinball machine… Man with micro penis was worried his fiancé would leave him… Drunken passenger on jet Blue complains about a 3 year old and spits on a man.