Thieves try to siphon gas in Australia but got raw sewage instead…  two Arkansas men shoot each other wearing a bullet proof vests…  a police officer gets his foot run over, another officer gets hit in the head with a drone, all at a Rabbis funeral…  a woman calls 911 after she gets into an argument with her husband for buying the wrong chicken… a London woman has a warrant out for her arrest after pleasuring herself in the underground Tube… prosecutors drop all charges after a deadly shooting breaks out between Bikes in a Waco parking lot… an argument over a squeegee turns into a machete attack…  Philippine officials find 757 tarantulas in gift wrapped boxes of cookies and oatmeal from Poland… an Australian man is accused of blowing up a couple cars after they beeped at his wife in a McDonalds drive through…