Locals in Jackson Mississippi keep finding bowls of mashed potatoes around town… In New Guinea there has been a rise in botched penis enlargement surgeries… A toddler who fell off of a twenty story building survives after falling onto a Mazda Sedan… An Ohio couple decides to slip some noisy protestors laxative filled cookies… Family Wal-Mart trip gone wrong: Mother arrested while son strips off his clothes… Man denies sexual assault charges on the ground that his wife did not leave him… Florida Man arrested on charges of disturbing the police after yelling obscenities in public and threatening that his “turtle army” will destroy the town in the next hour… A poacher who was hunting rhinos has been reported dead after being trampled by elephants and having his body eaten by lions… Man crashes car into fast food restaurant, strips off all his clothes and attacks employees with a knife…