Guy high on meth attacked his mattress; thought his girlfriend’s lover was inside… Woman found an opossum in their children’s closet…. Man has eye punched out of his head… Kid caught running a prostitution ring in his parent’s suburban home… Scientists warn of mad science from China as human gene experiment on monkeys is conducted… Man burns down diesel fuel storage tank because he was denied a date… Police in Bensalem are searching for a man who stole toilet paper from a laundry mat… Man at a public library was exposing his genitals while giving a woman his business card… “Fowl” mess in a neighbor’s yard from thousands of pounds of chicken waste… Deputy in trouble for forcing inmate to do pushups and then kicking him in the ribs after failing to hit 50