Boy felt bussing noise in his ear, he found a tick in his eardrum… Sailor assigned to the nuclear reenactor apartment brought LSD aboard with him… Man found dead Wednesday morning at imperial burial site on the outskirts of Tokyo with a crossbow stabbed in him… Wave theft of clowns and drug addicts stole dildos, a penis extension device and lube from a sex shop… Women have robbed a sex store of rings and $300 worth of butt plugs…