University of Pittsburgh woman released bear replant spray into a university building… Convicted offender accidentally shot himself in the genitals and a balloon of marijuana falls out of his butt…  A monkey in northern India goes on a rampage in the town attacking and kills a man...  A pet sitter in California was caught on camera walking around naked and kissing her boyfriend on a puppy cam… a thief broke into a noodle shop and steals 130 soft boiled eggs...  A guy is impaled by a tripod while driving on the highway…   man steals his daughters Girl Scout cookies proceeds to pay for an erotic massage... a man is pleading guilty for stealing a ring tailed 30 year old lemur from a zoo…