Man’s colon burst because his friend put pressure up his butt… Two people working at a bike shop in England tried to cremate a mouse they found and burned down a building…  Motorcyclist crashed while driving at a high speed attempted to pop a wheelie collided with another motorcycle… Crab pines introduced mayochup Canadian consumer thought it meant “Crap on my face”… Newly married couple tries to keep mother-in-law away by using her spider phobia… Man enters room naked with a  child and goes to sexually harass the child before running to a school building, still naked, to hide… Connecticut police reached a deal with a fugitive who has 7 arrest warrants out and agreed to turn himself in if his wanted poster got 15 thousand likes… One man made donating Sperm into a full time job…