#719 Guac On! Alligator Crashes Picnic Craving Avocado

Boat trip-captain drunk and drug infused threatened to shoot everybody on the boat… Alligator came on to beach picnic, ate entire bowl of guacamole…  Woman found out lump was parasitic worm instead of brain cancer… Young woman dies taking photos of the falls, lost footing and fell over edge... Deputy got into gun fight over feeding of feral cats… Woman from Scotland waxed armpits before vacation, stuck her arms to her side... Police had to tranquilize two of three deer who crashed into window of retirement community while woman was inside... Homeowner has huge swastika in front yard, neighbors very displeased.