Florida breaks in and cook himself burger before taking money from the safe… Uber driver was pleasuring himself in a parked car and was under the influence… Alligator bite off a man’s arm and hand man drowned to death… Texas woman banned from Walmart for eating half a cake and refused to pay for the whole cake… Kansas man arrested last year to get away from his wife was sentenced to house arrest… Toddler bought a new couch on Amazon on her mom’s phone…  Authorities have located a wanted man with a pet squirrel. He’s wanted for possession of drugs and for feeding an attack squirrel meth… A man died while pinned to a wall by a safe while moving it another man is in critical condition… A woman was left on a plane for an hour, after flight attendants said they’d be back to get a wheelchair. She was found by an employee coming to clean the plane… A man is facing 50 felony accounts while recording other men urinating in a bowling alley from a stall.