Fort Myers, Florida woman, pulled an alligator out of her pants in a traffic stop also had 43 turtles in a backpack she had and has pleaded no contest…  A woman survived and his recovering falling 5000 ft from an air plane after her parachute and back up parachute failed while she was sky diving…  A Texas teenager was critically injured after being sucked into a water park drain… 51 year old Thai woman was sent to the hospital after complaining about vaginal pain where a cucumber was found, she said she fell on it. The state alcoholic control board in Raleigh, NC won’t allow a brewery to sell their beer called “Polygamy Porter” because polygamy is illegal… A huntswoman filmed whipping an animal rights activist was crushed to death by her horse while she was drag hunting…  A woman was hiking the Appalachian Trail and had an encounter with a bear where the bear ran into her, she didn’t hear the bear approaching because she had headphones on…  A 20 year old woman called the police to report her car stolen to trick the police into thinking she wasn’t driving her car when she was speeding…  Police were at a Walmart on a call when they saw a separate offense, a man on the security footage stealing and then it turned into assaulting an officer charge.