In Kansas City Missouri a man was carrying around a life sized doll and people thought it was a topless unconscious woman and the cops got a lot of calls… A man has escaped a nearly fatal 9 story elevator fall with a few bumps and bruises… a 30 year old man was killed on an elevator in New York because the elevator shifted and trapped him as he was trying to leave… A man has been mauled to death but his own captive lions in a preserve in South Africa… Someone has made off with 187 thousand dollars’ worth of cheese, a man is seen walking into Saputo Dairy, providing paper work for a delivery and he stole it… In a bizarre series of events an Ontario family’s dog has been missing and they got a note saying “I have your dog, so stop looking for him. He deserves a better life then you gave him” the note continued to say that the dog was too thin and neglected… As two men about to be launched out of the cable ball ride one of the cables frayed and snapped… A woman is facing multiple charges after burglarizing a house and found naked in a car trunk. She got into an altercation and she ran out of the house and a car pulled over to see if she was assaulted and she voluntarily got in the trunk.
#760 Who Cut The Cheese? More Like Who STOLE the Cheese!