Florida woman burns down historic 3,500-year-old tree called “The Senator” while smoking meth…  Friendly Canadian and another hiker responsible for Colorado’s most comical hiking rescue of the year…   Arizona shoots himself in the face while going to extreme lengths to get his neighbors to quiet down… Birthday surprise goes horribly wrong after Florida man shoots and kills his father when surprising him…  Dispatcher suspended after taking a personal call on a recorded line telling person on the line to “get rid of the evidence.”…  Wisconsin Appeals Court rules operating a lawn mower while drunk is the same as operating a vehicle while drunk… Burning smell in car engine leads couple to discovery of walnuts, grass, and hay that squirrel was storing for the winter…  Naked women rescued after scaling roof and straddling statue on a cathedral.