Family spends 9 years in the basement preparing for the end of the world… Three employees at a North Carolina assisted living community were running a fight club… A woman from Naples had her arm and foot severed from a private plane propeller… At an Irish man’s funeral, he recorded himself in a goofy way asking to be helped out of the casket… A bullfighter in Madrid is ill from a crotch injury from the bull’s horn… Florida man asked to stop calling 911 to report that his roommate stole his weed.
#793 Fight Club: Geriatric Edition