A bloody fistfight happened between 2 Wisconsin men over the show “How I Met Your Mother”… A D.C. resident lit their apartment on fire by accident after trying to scare a squirrel away with a lit stick of incense…A woman was arrested in Walmart for shoplifting despite a ton of police being in the store…A fire department responded to an explosion caused by a can of bear spray inside an oven…A man checking out a used car was crushed to death by the car itself when used the remote start…A bald eagle was almost drowned by an octopus that it was trying to eat…A teen got her fingers caught in shopping cart holes and needed a power saw to get them out…A Tennessee police officer is facing a 44 count indictment after forcing a woman to be baptized and performing a rectal exam on a man…A judge in San Francisco released a man after he was kicked out of a drug treatment program for taking a cookie without asking…A Disney security guard was arrested after he showed up naked to a Polk County home expecting to pay for sex from an undercover deputy…