Police respond to call of women performing a ritual on a dead possum in the middle of the road… Motorist pulled over three times in 1 hour. 92 mph in 60 zone then 115 in same zone… Chinese duck platoons. At least 100,000 ducks are biological weapons to stop the locusts in Pakistan… 25 year old woman gets into altercation in ball pit at the adventure park … Woman arrested for shop lifting 12 packages of bacon and then shoplifted 8 packages of shrimp… Two men were arrested for driving but when pulled over police discovered they were sprayed with bear spray… Farmer was filmed by undercover animal cruelty detective, man punched sheep in the face… Boy gets picked up from mom at school and showed his mom that he was wearing a thong on his leg… Women breaks record for tanning most people in one hour spraying 117 people… Man told not eligible to park in handicap parking spot, however he has a prosthetic leg… Thief stole hearse with a casket and a body in it at the time. Body was found undisturbed even though the front of the hearse was damaged…
#870 Introducing New Super Military Units: Ducks