Police arrest teacher’s assistant for paying a student to punch another student … Man has gone bar hopping after discovering he has corona virus. He wanted to spread the virus… Man got arrested for waving a gun around at a bar for not liking the song on karaoke… Authorities received fake toothbrush heads. This is the second in 2 months… Lambrusco wine was coming out of sinks, and showers. It was a malfunction of pressure… U.S. government is deporting a 96 year old Nazi who was a concentration camp guard… Firefighters stop huge fire after a pig ate a pedometer and it’s poop combusted into flames… Man pulled himself over behind a cop car got out and started running around stripping naked… Police confiscated Meth King Sword (model of anime bleach sword).