Sometimes You Can Hear The Faint Clapping Sound, But Its No Applause

The ghost of a masturbating Randy monkey haunts the halls of a grand country estate where couples tie the knot… Walker, Louisiana police are searching for an aggressive chicken at a bank… Utah highway patrol troopers reported a five year old driving his parent’s car… New Hampshire state representative resigned after tweeting about Joe Biden’s sexual allegations from Tara Reade…  Woman who was coughing on and licking her hands and a touching lot of things at the grocery store, has been found…Florida woman is facing a felony charge after prison video call with her boyfriend turned raunchy… There was a little boy in the same room as the woman… A farmer in China tried depositing money he buried in the ground at a bank and lost seventy-thousand dollars… Indian teen built a 10 foot card tower of Burj Khalifa…