Florida woman stole a sex toy and started using it in the store… Video of a woman twerking on top of a casket at a funeral has been making waves around the web… Police arrested a man that jumped a drawbridge that began opening in Detroit… COVID conscious senior mistook a slushy machine for hand sanitizer… Guy turned on his disabled neighbor by branding her a fat bastard and shoved a hamburger in her mailbox… More than 33 hundred people lost their power due to a bird who dropped a 3 foot garden snake into a substation… Man found a brain washed up on shore wrapped up in foil… Alaskan dentist was sent to a decade in prison because he performed surgery on a hoverboard among other charges… Man is facing charges after police found the remains of his girlfriend in bags in his possession…
#982 Old Man Mistakes Slushy Machine For Hand Sanitizer