Woman arrested for defecting in public… An elderly man squirted a water gun filled with his urine at a woman… A husband cut off his penis after a dream he had… A man arrested for stealing tennis rackets because he liked the smell of sweat on the handles… A man in Norway got one of his testicles stuck in stool in his shower. A Michigan man is suing his parents for throwing out his large pornography collection… A shooting in a Chuckee Cheese parking lot took place when a man was changing his child’s diaper and the gun went off… A man was arrested for trying to smuggle a rare fish into Australia hanging from his neck… Arsonist damaged 13 vehicles and was taken down by a man in a Hawaiian shirt.