Lancaster county Amish bakery shut down using breast milk in their whoopee pies… A couple lured a day laborer forcing the man to have sex at gunpoint with the female suspect for the male suspect’s fantasy…  Man took to social media of how offended he was while his wife was in labor and no one gave him any attention… Perkins costumer threw an iguana from under his shirt at another costumer…  Man stole a skeleton from a church and arrested for licking the bones… Man high on bath salts thought fireflies were people coming after him so he fired gunshots in the air… Teenager arrested for damaging the scene of a fake alligator doing the RKO move… You can now buy fake silicone feet with built-in privates to ‘simulate foot sex… Family dog buried after owners thought he was dead dug himself out of his grave and ran to safety…