It finally happened. Bert has been willing it for years, but the news finally broke yesterday that the The Machine is becoming a movie. The plot takes place 20 years after the original story, Bert and his dad are kidnapped by the Russian mobsters that he did dirty years before.
The best part about this announcement is the casting of Bert’s father: Mark freaking Hamill. Imagine how excited you would be to become Darth Vader’s grandkid? Times that by a million and that’s the joy you’ll hear in this interview.