Talk Like Bill Weston Day Secret Phrases
This is it, the list of Talk Like Bill Weston Day secret phrases. All morning long we will randomly call listeners who texted in. Answer your phone with one of…
This is it, the list of Talk Like Bill Weston Day secret phrases. All morning long we will randomly call listeners who texted in. Answer your phone with one of these phrases and you will win.
* If you stumbled on to this page without texting, then your phone number isn't in the running... yet. Text BILL to 39333 to enter.
1.
Felicitations! You’ve reached the law offices of Johnny Potato Chips and Susie Cream Cheese. Your case is currently filed under “who gives a crap”
2.
Greetings! This is Bill Weston reminding you that when reaching for low hanging fruit it’s always wise to use a tiny three legged stool.
3.
Good morning, this is Bill Weston. I can’t come to the phone right now because I’m on a Zoom conference with some very privileged hom-yonkles.
4.
Hi, this is Bill Weston. You know if three IS a magic number, then ten makes you sound like a desperate filthy loser.
5.
Hello, this is Bill Weston and I’ve just added “discharge” and “erection” to words I hate as much as “soup.”
6.
Hello and thank you for calling Barn Door vacation planners with daily trips to Cleveland where they always bring the ha ha!
11 Classic Bill Weston Moments For Talk Like Bill Weston Day
Because 10 sounds desperate...
John O'Hurley as Bill Weston
Would you watch WMMR: The Movie? John Hurley nails the Bill Weston voice as he is set to star as the boss.
Bill Weston Says the Darnest Things
Bill’s greetings are just the darnest thing.
Bill Weston Hates The Number Ten
The boss hates the number 10. It just looks too weird.
Bill Weston’s Church Reading
Imagine you’re at church, and you hear the great Bill Weston giving a church reading.
Bill Weston Gets Off
Bill Weston prefers the Barn is open...with the low hanging fruit... when he gets off.
Bill Weston's Halloween Costume
Happy Halloween from Severus Snape... and his “little” friend.
Personal Questions with Bill Weston
Bill Weston asking Kathy some personal questions in the workplace
Nick's Dream with Bill Weston
Nick has a steamy dream of a shirtless Bill Weston, and it heats up the studio.
Bill Weston & The Cunning Linguist
Men, be careful. Bill Weston will try to steal your girl and show her what he’s about.
Bill Weston gets trapped in a room with Jacky Bam Bam, Gary Lauer, & Pitchuation
The Boss is locked in an Escape Room with a few of his favorite people in the world. Will he get out?
