Does Bill Weston Really Dry His Butt with a Hair Dryer?
We can all picture it now, right? How do we make the mental imagery stop?
Hey, remember that thing from a couple years ago that completely shut the world down? That mass virus thing that scared everyone crap-less? Panda-lamic or something along those lines? The reason I ask is because I’ve been thinking about bidets lately.
Well, I haven’t been the one thinking about bidets. Preston Elliot has, as discussed in the April 2nd, 2024 edition of Totally Presbo. Apparently, due to toilet paper shortages, the bidet business experienced a huge boom over the Covid-19 Pandemic (oh, that was the word), and the growth has not slowed down in the slightest.
Americans may have just started catching on to the power of the bidet, but Steve Morrison had a bidet far before it was cool. He’ll never say it, but everyone else is a bidet poser.
This revelation of the rise of the bidet and Steve’s pride in his bidet got a conversation going between the gang. They got to talking about how the bidet is universal outside of America, their sustainability, and how Casey saw someone dry their ass at the gym with the community hair dryer. This got us thinking about our retired Program Director, the great Bill Weston. And well, we have a question that needs answering: Does Bill Weston really dry his ass with a hair dryer? Watch below for the thought-provoking discussion.
Preston & Steve Show Origins: Talk Like Bill Weston Day, April 21st
April 21st has been come to known as Talk Like Bill Weston Day.
How did this salute to the longtime Program Director of 93.3 WMMR-Philadelphia begin? Is a winding road with lots of laughs. Jump in:
6:02am, April 21, 2021 – Nick receives this e-mail from Listener Katie:
Good Morning: For some odd reason I got a calendar alert that it’s “Talk like Bill Weston Day”. Not sure why but in any event, I hope you guys have an A+ show today and all your stools have 3 legs! Privileged!
Whaaa? We don't remember how or when this became an official holiday, but we celebrated it anyway.
Behind the scenes our team searched through old show logs but they could not find a mention of it.
The reaction from callers and commenters was fantastic.
No one took it too far and tried to talk like him for extended periods. Just little ahhhs and umms and barn doors. It was perfect. But, after 4+ hours, one person finally had enough:
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, Bill, and thanks for sharing yours. We care about your feelings, but, c'mon, even you had some good laughs during that visit."
Plus, we got to dig this out of the archives:
Thankfully Katie left no stone unturned.
She listened to the podcast from April 21, 2020 and found the answer:
Zoinks! Mystery solved.
We're already excited for next year!
