Does Bill Weston Really Dry His Butt with a Hair Dryer?
Hey, remember that thing from a couple years ago that completely shut the world down? That mass virus thing that scared everyone crap-less? Panda-lamic or something along those lines? The reason I ask is because I’ve been thinking about bidets lately.
Well, I haven’t been the one thinking about bidets. Preston Elliot has, as discussed in the April 2nd, 2024 edition of Totally Presbo. Apparently, due to toilet paper shortages, the bidet business experienced a huge boom over the Covid-19 Pandemic (oh, that was the word), and the growth has not slowed down in the slightest.
Americans may have just started catching on to the power of the bidet, but Steve Morrison had a bidet far before it was cool. He’ll never say it, but everyone else is a bidet poser.
This revelation of the rise of the bidet and Steve’s pride in his bidet got a conversation going between the gang. They got to talking about how the bidet is universal outside of America, their sustainability, and how Casey saw someone dry their ass at the gym with the community hair dryer. This got us thinking about our retired Program Director, the great Bill Weston. And well, we have a question that needs answering: Does Bill Weston really dry his ass with a hair dryer? Watch below for the thought-provoking discussion.