We’re Supporting Nigella’s “Meekro Wahvé” w/ this List of Fununciations

British Chef, 

Can this be the end of it now? https://t.co/QVc2FHJiMq

— Nigella Lawson (@Nigella_Lawson) December 9, 2020" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Nigella Lawson, has spent the morning assuring Tweeters that her kitschy pronunciation of microwave was simply her having fun. Just like folks who refer to Target as Tarjay to sound fancy, she called the mirowave the meek-ro-wahvé in this episode of “Nigella’s Cook, Eat, Repeat:”

As a group of people or talk for 4+ hours a day and mispronounce words all the time, sometimes on purpose, most of the time not, WE TOTALLY SUPPORT THIS! Here is list of words that we created this morning that should only be known by their Fununciations (Fun + Pronunciation) 

• gnocchi = gin-a-chetti
• fagioli = fag-i-oli
• ginger ale = ging-er ahh-lay
• pipeline = pip-i-lini
• Chick-Fil-A = chick-a-fill
• Chipotle = chip-olé
• quinoa = quinn-o-a
• geese = jees-ey
•  knief = k-neef-y
• Wawa = Wabity Wabity
• jalapenos = ja-lop-a-nos
• Popeyes = pope yes
• chaos = cha-hos
• through = tha-ruff
• Bologna  = ba-log-nah
• fajitas = fa-ji-tas
• hors d’oeuvres = whores da-voures
• bolognese = bowl-of-g’nese
• depot = de-pot
• mozzarella = maz-a-ralla
• Waze = Wah-say
• Cajun = Ca-hoon (note: the speaker was Latino, j=h)
• leopard = lee-o-parde
• Post Malone = Post-Mal-One
• filet mignon = fill-et mig-non
• burgundy = bur-GUND-y