Proof that “Cousin Larry Appleton” Fits Perfectly into 𝘏𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘵𝘰𝘯 Lyrics
Today is Bronson Pinchot’s birthday and our resident Dad Joke Connoisseur, CaseyBoy, shared a new tradition he started with his family. While watching Hamilton, he replaces the name “Alexander Hamilton” with “Cousin…

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Today is Bronson Pinchot's birthday and our resident Dad Joke Connoisseur, CaseyBoy, shared a new tradition he started with his family. While watching Hamilton, he replaces the name "Alexander Hamilton" with "Cousin Larry Appleton" just like Balki Bartokomous would say on Perfect Strangers.
Funny thing is, it actually works:
- Al-ex-an-der Ham-il-ton
- Cous-in Lar-ry Ap-ple-ton
Here's the mind blowing revelation though: CASEY IS NOT THE ONLY PERSON TO THINK OF THIS. A quick Google search gave us this video by Boggs & 'Lobos. They actually made a whole parody song about "Cousin Larry Appleton." Mind blown.
Thank you Holt Boggs and Brian Villalobos. you made our day.
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