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Have you ever been to an ugly sweater party? How about a rocking ugly sweater party? My family had a traditional ugly sweater party a few years back and it was very fun.  There’s something about dressing up in some sort of ridiculous matching item and seeing who did it “best.”  If you want to rock your next ugly sweater party, this is the list for you.

Rocking ugly sweaters are for the rock music fan who wants to roll out to their next ugly sweater party in… style? I don’t know if I’d go that far.  Some of these sweaters are shockingly ugly.  One is pretty clever and one actually looks pretty cool, but for some reason is still considered an “ugly sweater.” Scroll down to start shopping for sweaters from The Rolling Stones, KISS, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and more.

About These Rocking Ugly Sweaters

The item names make look… vague. I believe that involves copyrights and other legal concepts that I would rather not touch on nor draw any further attention to. I am just a fan of all things rock. As such, I felt it was my duty to share these rocking ugly sweaters with you.  Whether it’s spelled out or not, you’ll know what bands and artists we’re talking about.  Now prepare to avert your eyes… some of these will burn…

  • Men & Women Christmas Sweater

    It takes a special love for this sweater. We all know the signature look of EVH’s Frankenstrat.  This sweater has managed to make it ugly. I love that this gives the rockers a chance to “ugly sweater” with the best of them.

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  • Rolling Stones Classic Tongue Adult Royal Blue Ugly Christmas Sweater

    I can’t get no girl reaction… wearing this sweater. JK: not really.   I love the Stones and it is meant to be an ugly sweater. Thus, this makes me Happy.

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  • Rock Christmas Ugly Sweater

    Have yourself a heavy little Christmas.  Don’t see your favorite band in this list?  You can always choose the rocker ugly sweater and keep your options open.

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  • Adult Unisex Beavis and Butthead Rock-N-Roll 3 Color Ugly Christmas Sweater

    I don’t want to call them “ugly” but Beavis and Butthead aren’t the most attractive rockers. They make a perfect fit for an ugly rocker sweater. Pubic Zercronium not included.

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  • Red Hot Chili Peppers Logo Adult White Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Give it away, give it away, give it away now. No, seriously. Give this ugly RHCP sweater away to the spicy friend in your life or keep it and rock your next ugly sweater party.

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  • Ugly Christmas Party Classic Knitted Ugly Christmas Sweaters for Men and Women

    What the O’ Holy Night is going on with this sweater? They have some really talented artists at the ugly sweater factory. This could be the ugliest one I’ve ever seen. Give this designer a raise ASAP.

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  • Sleigher Christmas Sweater

    Honestly, I don’t think this belongs in the ugly sweater category. It is not a traditional Christmas sweater by any means, but it is well-designed and a clever play on the band Slayer. My favorite pick for looking cool and still rocking the ugly sweater party.

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  • The Ugly Sweater Co. Ugly Christmas Sweater

    The iconic Abbey Road gets the ugly sweater treatment. There’s something in her style that shows me… she can rock an ugly  Christmas sweater.

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  • Ugly Christmas Party Classic Knitted Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Don’t hold me closer, tiny Dancer. This sweater is amazingly ugly. The Elton John Reindeer kicking up his platform boots while hitting the mic and the keys… Good God. I think I’m blinded by the light… wait. Wrong artist. You get the point.

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  • Ripple Junction Official Grateful Dead Dancing Bears Christmas Sweater

    Another great pick if you’re going to an ugly sweater party but you want to rock it out with a touch of grey. I love the design and with just two colors, the sweater isn’t overwhelming. 

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  • AC/DC Hells Bells Ugly Christmas Shirt

    Hells bells! Okay, I know it’s not a sweater, but it’s got the right feel of an ugly Christmas sweater. This still would be perfect for rolling thunder, pouring rain, and soft snow on Christmas Eve. 

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  • KISS Merry Xmas Ugly Sweater

    Show up for your ugly sweater party with the hottest band in the land.  Bonus points if you whip out your cellphone and tell your friends you’re calling Dr. Love.

     

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