Law enforcement in Maryland arrested a man dressed as a unicorn and wielding a crow bar… 37 year old man suffered significant injuries after his mother ran him over after he had been drinking all day… Man was arrested for attempted murder after a car ran into a gym at 2am…. 15 y/o student’s head…

Our friend, discoverer of the Dreadnoughtus dinosaur, won a MAJOR AWARD!  

Dude, can you visit us every week? 

Arby’s manager facing felony charges after an employee pepper sprayed him and chased him with a knife… Man shot himself in the foot because he threw his shoe at a cockroach... Man arrested after pleasuring himself in front of employees with a disability claim... Miami marlins are going to a break a weird Florida law…