Father’s Day is THIS weekend. Can you believe it? We all love our dads and their quirks. And a good dad quirk? Dad jokes.

We all know the horror of having your friends over when your dad’s around. He creeps around the corner with a knowing smirk on his face. Makes small conversations with your buds. And BANG. “What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.” your Dad jokes.

“DAaaaAAd!” you cry. But he’s already laughing. And your friends are laughing too, either politely at the bad joke, or at your personal anguish. It’s an age-old experience. When men become dads, they are bestowed the power of the corniest jokes possible. Such as: “How can you tell if a pig is hot? It’s bacon,” OR “When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.”

Did you at least chuckle a little? You know the jokes that are so bad, they’re good? Well, we’ve got a whole list of em! What better way to celebrate our amazing dads than with Dad Jokes!

So in honor of Father’s Day, here’s a list of 12 dad jokes that’ll have you laughing out loud.

  • Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar?

    He ordered everyone around.

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  • Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines?

    She had issues.

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  • Why shouldn’t you trust trees?

    They seem shady.

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  • Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory?

    He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

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  • What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

    Something catchy!


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  • What kind of sandals do frogs wear?



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  • What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

    A father-in-law.

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  • Why did the math book look so sad?

    Because of all of its problems.

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  • What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?

    Prime mates.

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  • What does garlic do when it gets hot?

    It takes its cloves off.

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  • What does a baby computer call his father?


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  • Where do pirates get their hooks?

    Second hand stores.


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