“It belongs to the PAHK!”
Kids, don’t steal. Don’t steal then call a news station. Don’t steal, call a news station and casually demand a ransom.
These two Mass residents claimed to have “found” the 2018 American League East Championship Banner laying on the side of the highway. So they grabbed it. For “safe keeping” of course. Then they did the “right thing” by offering to give it back if they can get some good playoff seats.
Ridiculous! But the audio is priceless:
We already have an update from the a spokesperson: banner was returned and the “well connected” fans received nothing in exchange.